Adventure Time Poem

Adventure Time Poem:

Here is a pointless poem that for the most part shall rhyme
It's… Adventure Time!
And it's based off a show that is truly sublime.
With extravagant stars like Jake the Dog and Finn the human,
The Candy Kingdom will forever be safe from the Ice King.
We have our pale pink princess of bubblegum flavor
Who has the terrible misfortune of the Ice King's favor.
In the icy world the semiaquatic penguins exist,
While Princess Beautiful dwells in her foggy mist.
The vampire Marceline guards the supernatural door,
While the purple Lumpy Space Princess hovers off the floor.
With the elephant Tree Trunks encased in crystal walls,
The Skeleton Princess's metal bars she continuously mauls.
Cinnamon Bun's ignorance starts a zombie war,
And LSP can't take her lumpin' parents anymore.
A creepy horse sits and stares while Finn & Jake try to sleep;
The horse ends up as Ice King, who collects princesses to keep.
Lady is Jake's girlfriend that is both a unicorn and a rainbow;
She even speaks Korean and it's not just for show.
Beemo is a computer that loves to sing and dance,
Which somehow reminds me of the snow golem who doesn't wear any pants.
Lemongrab is a sour man while the peppermint butler is nice and sweet.
Susan Strong only believes that he is just a treat.
Me-Mow is a tiny assassin cat and
(Don't' tell anyone)
But LSP believes that Melissa's still fat.
LSP's parents are completely conjoined (while we have no clue how)
And the old gingerbread tart toter is crazy now.
The Duke of Nuts has a bad pudding deficiency,
And Finn & Jake have mastered ninja skills with great efficiency.
The Cute King learns that he is terrible at war,
And Finn & Jake find four businessmen that will do their every chore.
Gunter is the penguin that Ice King loves the best,
And Princess Bubblegum is who Marceline really detests.
Now we know that Tiffany is really just a guy,
And we've even learned that Tree Trunks makes amazing apple pie.
There are many more characters to speak about
& more things to confess, but if I continue ranting,
This poem will become a mess.
So, come on, grab your friends…
We'll go to very, distant lands.
The fun will never end,
It's Adventure Time!